How Far Away IS Long Island Anyway?

How many calories are in a Long Island Iced Tea? Do I care to know? Not really. The entire prospect of drinking alcohol with a drop of diet pepsi and some citrus, thinking that there aren't any "carbs" in it is just a lie. All that sugar has to turn to something but after you've been up for nineteen hours your eyes glass over and you just pour the alcohol and see ZERO calories written in the air in front of you. This just adds to the deception since my eating today was total garbage. Let's see - Reduced fat turkey bacon breakfast sandwich at 5am, Diet pepsi at 10am, spinach dip with sourdough bread and a long island at 7pm and oh yeah...the top of three chocolate cupcakes (without frosting) at 3pm. I like just the tops and didn't have any frosting or the fortitude to actually make frosting. I will have to run rain or shine tomorrow.